Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close: critic wordplay round-up

• “Extremely Long and Incredibly Disappointing.” – Empire
• “Extremely Long and Incredibly Crass.” – The Daily Mail
• “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Shit.” – The Daily Telegraph
• “Extremely long and In need of a good slap.” – The Independent
• “Extremely Contrived and Incredibly Preposterous.” – The Guardian
• “Extremely Average and Incredibly Twee.” – The Sun
• “Extremely Long and Incredibly Cloying.” – Scottish Daily Record
• “Extremely Long & Incredibly Cloying.” – RTE
• “Extremely Touching and Incredibly Moving.” – Times Picayune
• “Extremely Labored and Incredibly Crass.” – Washington Post
• “Extremely Long and Incredibly Maudlin.” – Boston Herald
• “Extremely Moving and Incredibly Compassionate.” – St Paul Pioneer Press
• “Extremely Loud and Incredibly Ridiculous.” – Illinois Times
• “Extremely Long and Incredibly Maudlin.” – Montreal Gazette
• “Extremely long and inexplicably Oscar-nominated.” – The Aquinian
• “Extremely Long and Incredibly Annoying.” – Monterey Country Weekly
• “Slightly Sappy and Annoyingly Whimsical.” –The Star Ledger
• etc, ad infinitum

Great work guys! Extremely Clever and Incredibly Original! LOL! Take the rest of the day off!

(Previously in poorly-considered critical puns: The Hangover.)