Here’s the poster for upcoming cheeky sex-phoneline comedy For A Good Time, Call…, which features not one but two pun-tastic taglines. Did you spot them? Have another look. I’ll give you a clue – the puns are in bold, and a different colour.
As apocalypse-hasteningly great as those are, I thought I’d have a crack at some telephone-based-romcom-tagline-puns myself. You’re welcome, Focus Features!
- Don’t DIAL things back!
- Pick the perfect RING(tone)!
- Stick to the FAX! (as in, ‘facts’)
- Are you ready to cut the CORD(less phone)?
- Find the KEY(pad) to your heart!
- Take my HAND(set)!
- Find your true VOICE(mail)!
- Life at full SPEED(dial)!
- A story with some FIBRE (optic!)
As you can see, I’m not PHONING it in here! *gets coat*