My name is John Nugent. I’m a journalist, currently working as a staff writer for Empire Magazine, the world’s biggest film magazine. I won my primary school’s “Writer of the Year” award aged six, and my standards have been steadily falling since. I live in London and I’ve been writing this blog since 2008. There’s more on my portfolio.


“audaciously, bosom-heavingly, thrustingly, puckeringly, winsomely brilliant” – Nell Frizzell

“a smart, opinionated piece of man candy” – SheKnows.com

“you moron….get a new job…you don’t know what you are talking about!!!” irate Twilight fan